Sorry for the lack of uploads recently, my camera has been borrowed by my parents so for now it’s bad iPhone photos :(
"Dammit….how can I create milk instead of buying it?"
"I know nothing of your Captain Planet." -KR, General Chemistry
"I have cancer; if I can make it to class, so can you." -BP, Philosophy of Art and Beauty
"No, it’s okay, you stay where you are, Mrs. I-Have-A-Bad-Hip.” CW, Mathematics, to a male student
"You can sleep in here. Just don’t snore." -J, Biology
"I think every fucking American should take this class. Yes, the one that I teach.” -KH, Philosophy of Law
"I love cheese. I love eating cheese, I love reading about cheese, I love just thinking about cheese." -JL, Abnormal Psychology
Looking back, I don’t think I’ve had one sane instructor the entire time I’ve been in college.
So one of my coworkers is Chinese and doesn’t speak English very well. Today, another one of my coworkers tried speaking some very basic phrases in Chinese to him, but instead of responding, my Chinese-speaking coworker just started meowing at everyone. Next thing I know there’s like fifteen people all just meowing at each other for the next half an hour and I finally understand why all these people work nightshifts and not during the day with the actual retail customers.
Just Googled “What noise does a manbearpig make”, was not disappointed.
Manual work is good